What race are you? black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese

When a girl wants to kiss you: She plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
When a boy wants to kiss you: Smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
When I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately

→ KILL THE BITCH: lil wayne quotes that left me inspired

niallrivers:

1. but i’m ray charles to the bullshit, now jump up on that dick and do a full split
2. she pop x, i smoke o’s, tic tac toe
3. and i stink cause i got a lot of shit on my mind
4. motherfucker, good morning, dick in your mouth while you’re yawning
5. life’s a bitch, naw, better yet a dumb…

(Source: fruitstyles)

anrdew:

giving me internet access

(via buttromance)

tltty:

when you make a post for someone but they don’t see it

(via -zrampo)